A Moment of Validation

This is good to know for my self-esteem, which… generally speaking… isn’t all that lacking to begin with. But. According to Google we're the Number One Authority on “How to say stuff in Portales.” Of course we don’t make claims we cannot substantiate. So, proof:

We’re Number One! We’re NUMBER ONE!

Take that, ENMU! You’re Number Five! You can't say stuff better than us! Ha!