Kamis, 13 Desember 2007

Wreaths Across America


A few days back this week, blog-buddy Kris posted a story (with pics!) about Wreaths Across America. Kris had a special connection with Wreaths Across America, as her Mom was at the send-off event in Harrington, Maine (Kris’ Mom was in Belfast, ME). The wreaths arrive in Washington DC tommorrow, and the placement ceremony at Arlington National Cemetery is scheduled to begin at 0900 hours this Sunday.

The Arlington wreath-laying ceremonies are scheduled to commence at 9 a.m. Dec. 15, culminating with a nationwide ceremony and moment of remembrance at 12 p.m. All Wreath Across America participants nationwide will adorn veterans' graves with remembrance wreaths concurrently with the Arlington celebration at 12 p.m. Eastern Standard Time.

The Civil Air Patrol, USAF’s civilian auxiliary, is participating in this project in a big way:

12/7/2007 - MAXWELL AIR FORCE BASE, Ala. (AFPN) -- Veterans' memorials and gravesites across the nation will be adorned with remembrance wreaths on Dec. 15 in stirring, solemn tributes to the courage and sacrifice of those who have guarded and preserved the nation throughout history.

Through Wreaths Across America, Civil Air Patrol members join with Worcester Wreath Co. of Harrington, Maine, in remembering the nation's departed veterans. CAP units will lead 132 of the 268 observances this year, and will participate with other color and honor guards in approximately 25 additional locations.

This year, for the first time ever, members of the public sponsored placement of 16,500 wreaths on veterans' graves across the U.S., with more than 4,000 of those sponsored through CAP. These wreaths will be placed during ceremonies in all 50 states. Worcester Wreath Co. donated 15,644 wreaths, 10,000 of which will be placed at Arlington National Cemetery. In all, 32,144 wreaths will adorn cemeteries and memorials through Wreaths Across America.

After a sendoff ceremony Dec. 9, the 10,000 remembrance wreaths designated for Arlington will make a 750-mile journey from Harrington, Maine, and arrive in the D.C. area Dec. 14. The route will become perhaps the longest veterans' celebration ever as patriotic Americans, veterans groups and other local organizations plan to show their support for the project with parades and ceremonies at more than 20 stops along the way.

Kudos to everyone involved in this special project, but most especially to the Worcester Wreath Co.

Wreath photos: (U.S. Air Force photos/Master Sgt. Jim Varhegyi)

Rabu, 12 Desember 2007

The Aging of Your Air Force

You may have read elsewhere that the USAF has grounded…twice…its entire fleet of 442 F-15s (with the exception of the “E” model) following the crash of an F-15C back in early November. The latest grounding is “indefinite” and would appear to put a serious kink in our…read that as USAF’s and by extension, the nation’s… global airpower capabilities. You can’t take 442 fighters out of the mix and not feel some sort of major impact, both here in the USofA and in the war zones. Still and even, USAF’s operational responsibilities aren’t diminishing in the least. Operation Noble Eagle is one such example.

December 12, 2007 Air Forces Northern, headquartered at Tyndall AFB, Fla., has continued to conduct Operation Noble Eagle, despite the Air Force's grounding of its F-15 A-D fleet. As we've reported earlier, units that fly other fighters are substituting for F-15 units normally tasked with ONE alerts. The latest data, covering the month of November, shows ONE crews racked up 50 more sorties in November than in October.

(Graphic and caption from the Air Force Association)

Air frames can be repaired and retrofitted to correct structural deficiencies, but there is a limit to what can be done to counter the physical aging process of any mechanical system including, and perhaps especially, aircraft. The current F-15 issues may only be the tip of the iceberg, given the ages of the aircraft in the Air Force’s fleet. The charts on pages 63 and 64 of the current Air Force Almanac show the average ages of the USAF and Air National Guard’s inventories (pdf alert). You’ll note the F-15, with an average of (just!) 19.7 years is less than half that of the B-52 (44.8 years) or the KC-135 (44.5 years)…and that’s in the regular Air Force. The Guard and Reserve fare much worse, given as how they tend to fly aircraft quite a bit older than the Regular AF.

USAF’s senior leadership have been warning…for years…that the service faces a major fiscal challenge in the recapitalization of the fleet, an effort that will require billions and billions of dollars, not to mention time. It’s a serious problem:

After four years in Iraq, five-and-a-half years in Afghanistan, and 16 nonstop years of combat operations throughout Southwest Asia, the Air Force stands at a strategic crossroads. One path leads to continuation of a dominant air and space power, while the other leads to something less—perhaps a lot less.

Such was the import of somber public remarks from the service’s senior officials at the Air Force Association’s annual Air Warfare Symposium in Orlando, Fla.

The Air Force must find a way to sustain today’s creaking equipment, modernize the force with next generation systems, and provide airmen to support the proposed addition of 92,000 troops to the Army and Marine Corps.

It must do all of this with what officials openly concede is an inadequate budget for Fiscal Year 2008, which begins on Oct. 1, and years beyond.

Read the whole thing, as it’s said. The bottom line is we’re sending our Best and Brightest up to fight in aircraft that, in some instances, are much older than the pilots and aircrew themselves.

That ain’t right.

Selasa, 11 Desember 2007

For Gearheads Only…

Here are the first few pages of the 1996 Chevrolet Impala SS sales brochure…and the window sticker from the SS I owned and loved. As always, click the pics for the larger versions (which are larger than is my usual practice, but only to keep the text readable).
I’ve only owned 18 cars in my entire life, being a “buy and hold” kinda guy when it comes to cars…particularly if I like the things. (A case-in-point: The Green Hornet and I celebrated our seventh anniversary together this past October. Some actual marriages between human beans don't last that long.) And even if I didn’t like a car all that much I usually wound up keeping it, at least until it was paid off and I could rationalize— really rationalize — buying something new. The SS is one of only five cars I wish I still owned, and it’s in my “Top Three” favorite cars of all time. I’d probably still own the thing if I had maintained a conventional life instead of opting to run all around the country for a few years in a motor home. And then stay in the danged thing… but I digress, yet again.

The Impala SS is what used to be called a “Gentleman’s Express,” which is to say a hot rod for adults (as opposed to, say, a pony car or a rice-rocket). She was BIG, weighing just over two tons (!), comfortable, and fast… as in “set the cruise control on 95 mph and haul-ass” fast. I actually did this on Highway 401 between Toronto and Windsor on numerous occasions, back in the day when I commuted between Rochester, NY and Detroit. You really could drive that fast on “The 401,” and faster. There were times when I was batting along at 95 mph and got passed. Swear-to-God. Anyhoo… I don’t believe I’ve ever owned another car that was better on the open (American) road. I’ve owned a couple that were equal, but none better.

Here’s a professional take on the ’96 Impala SS, and here’s what The Wiki has to say about her.

Dang. I miss that car!

Cannon AFB In the News...

From the Air Force Association’s Daily Report— an e-mail newsletter that hits my in-box every week day morning without fail — three items about Cannon Airplane Patch:

Home On The (Melrose) Range: Just a few months after the base transitioned to Air Force Special Operations Command, air commando officials at Cannon AFB, N.M. are preparing to ramp up training at one of the facility's key assets-the nearby Melrose Bombing and Gunnery Range. One of the big reasons why AFSOC decided to open their western base of operations in the High Plains of eastern New Mexico is the sheer space the range has to offer-about 60,000 acres of Air Force property, 8,800 of which are dedicated impact areas for day or night gunnery and bombing practice. AFSOC expects by April to unleash its AC-130 gunships on the range as a regular patrons. During a tour of the range last week Lt. Col. Toby Corey, director of operations for the 27th Special Operations Support Squadron, said Cannon planned to open two dedicated gunship impact training areas this spring. The two areas-named "Spirit" and "Jockey" in honor of two gunships lost in the Gulf War and Operation Restore Hope, respectively-will be filled with about 26 targets. During his final flight before retiring, Lt. Gen. Michael Wooley, former AFSOC commander, helped demonstrate the "proof of concept" for the two areas by flying the AC-130 that shot the first live rounds. Since the air commandos will have priority use on the range space, Corey said that AFSOC plans to begin regular temporary duty training rotations with gunship crews, and will soon include training with special tactics airmen.

-Marc V. Schanz

Cross Training at Melrose: While AFSOC's 27th Special Operations Wing would have priority access to the open training space on Melrose (see above), the air commandos won't be alone according to Lt. Col. Toby Corey, ops boss for the 27th Special Operations Support Squadron. In addition to hosting special tactics training from AFSOC units based at Hurlburt Field, Fla., the 27th SOW will be able to work closely with the nearby 58th Special Operations Wing at Kirtland AFB, N.M. The 58th SOW, an Air Education and Training Command unit, is the schoolhouse for AFSOC's helicopter and MC-130 crews and has picked up the training role for the new CV-22. "They are familiar with the environment and the terrain and it will a benefit to have them nearby," Corey said. The short distance for both the Kirtland and Cannon SOF units to the training range also means shorter missions-meaning both the schoolhouse and the wing will get more chances to train.

First On the Ramp: The last F-16 will fly off the ramp at Cannon AFB, N.M. by the end of the month, according to Col. Tim Leahy, the commander of the 27th Special Operations Wing, the new boss at Cannon. The base is undergoing modification and construction of new facilities to support its new Air Force Special Operations Command missions. The first full AFSOC squadron scheduled to take up residence is the 73rd Special Operations Squadron, which flies the MC-130W Combat Spear. While only one of the aircraft was on the ramp as of early December, the squadron is planning to move 12 aircraft out to New Mexico by the end of February; the Warner Robins Air Logistics Center in Georgia has been modifying standard C-130H models into the special ops version. In the summertime, AFSOC's dedicated unmanned aerial vehicle squadron-the 3rd SOS-will be picking up and moving down from Creech AFB, Nev. Currently construction is proceeding on pads and ground stations for Predator operators at Cannon, as well as conversion of simulation facilities and squadron operations office space.

I’ve noticed there are usually two C-130s on the ramp whenever I go out to the base lately. (You’ll note I didn’t put the “A” or the “M” prefix on “C-130,” since I cannot tell which variant is which from my perspective on the perimeter road.) I also watched an AFSOC C-130 shooting touch ’n’ goes while out at the base a couple of weeks ago… slowing down to a crawl and managing to take in two such passes on the active runway before I ran out of road. My salient observation of this exercise? A/MC-130s are a whole helluva lot quieter than F-16s; an order of magnitude quieter. On take-off, anyway. It’s quite a different story once they start playing around out at the Melrose range. BIG boomers, then!

I'm looking forward to seeing the Ospreys in this part of the world, too.

(Photo credit: Official USAF photo of an AC-130 on the Cannon AFB ramp.)

Senin, 10 Desember 2007

OK...One More and Then We'll Go...

TSMP in Oxford, England…sometime in 1980.

Dang. This is fun!

Former Happy Days

It's here... and a day early, at that. What's here, you ask, Gentle Reader? Why…the new scanner! So much for that "serious post" I alluded to below. I think I'm gonna be busy playing with the new toy for the rest of the day and probably well into the night, if truth be told.

So. Here’s my first scan: my favorite photo of The Second Mrs. Pennington and I, taken in Deetroit by my Good Buddy Greg sometime in the early '90s. Pretty good looking couple, weren’t we?

This photo scan has been resized to 20% of the original scan size. I think I might need a lil bit of training on this new piece of equipment…

Update, 12/12/2007: I was playing around with PhotoShop Elements and corrected the color on this print. The reults are as you see above. And, as always: click for larger.

No Ice...Thank God

So…the winter storm warning for the High Plains has been cancelled. No ice storm today… I think. But the potential still exists; it’s raining moderately heavy as I type and the temp is 36 degrees. Not a nice day to be out and about. It’s a lot worse elsewhere, though.

OKLAHOMA CITY - Roads were treacherous Monday from the Plains into parts of the Northeast as a storm spread a coating of ice and freezing rain that blacked out a more than half-million homes and businesses. At least 13 traffic deaths were linked to icy roads.

Winter weather warnings and advisories were posted along a cold front that stretched from Texas to New Hampshire. The wintry weather was expected to continue through midweek.

A state of emergency was declared for the entire state of Oklahoma, said Michelann Ooten, spokeswoman for the state Department of Emergency Management. Fifty industrial generators and three truckloads of bottled water were to be shipped to blacked-out areas. Missouri had declared an emergency on Sunday and put the National Guard on alert.

Oklahoma utilities said some 400,000 customers were blacked out as power lines snapped under the weight of ice and falling tree branches, and utilities in Missouri said more than 100,000 homes and business had no power there. Roughly 11,000 were blacked out in southern Illinois.

[…]

On ice-covered Interstate 40 west of Okemah, Okla., four people died in "one huge cluster of an accident" that involved 11 vehicles, said Highway Patrol Trooper Betsey Randolph.

Eight other people also died on icy Oklahoma roads, and Missouri had one death on a slippery highway.

As I said yesterday: I’m not liking this. And I won’t travel if this sh|t continues apace.

Stuff I really like… Part 29:

Geico commercials. Some are just strange:

And some are simply classic:

“Pull that string one more time. I dare ya!” That makes me laugh right out loud every frickin’ time I see this ad. And speaking of LOL moments, there’s this one, too:

The ad isn’t running any longer (it should run forever, in my book), but it’s most-definitely the weirdest of the bunch. I lurves me some weird. I really DO. And Geico delivers…with interesting, funny, and oh-so-prolific ads. I wish others flogging their products would take a page out of Geico’s book. The company never runs any one theme into the ground, and they’re always coming up with new stuff. I admire them for that.

But I’m not switching my insurance, though.

I’m mulling over a serious post but haven’t quite got it sorted out yet. The post involves that world-class twit Bill Moyers and his program on PBS… “Bill Moyers Journal”… which I happened to watch in its entirety this past Friday night. Sleeping with the enemy, as it were. What’s up with that, anyway? Maybe there’s something else screwed up in my life at the moment…other than my circadian rhythms.

I’m beginning to worry.

Minggu, 09 Desember 2007

Oh, Goody.

This kinda-sorta just in from The National WX Service:

Winter Storm Warning.

Harding county-far northeast plains- Conchas Lake/Guadalupe county- Quay county-De Baca county-Chaves county Plains-Roosevelt county- Curry county- including the cities of...Roy... Clayton...Santa Rosa... Tucumcari... Fort Sumner...Roswell...Portales... Clovis 335 pm mst Sun Dec 9 2007

...Winter storm warning in effect from midnight tonight to 6 am mst Tuesday...

The National Weather Service in Albuquerque has issued a winter storm warning...which is in effect from midnight tonight to 6 am mst Tuesday. The winter storm watch is no longer in effect.

The potential exists for freezing rain and sleet to produce greater than or equal to one quarter inch of ice accumulation by Monday night across New Mexico’s eastern plains. Areas of dense fog may also develop and reduce visibility below one half mile at times. North of I-40...the freezing rain could change over to snow with light snow accumulation on top of the ice by Tuesday morning. Ice accumulation could make driving hazardous and may topple power lines and other fragile structures.

Snow doesn’t bother me. Ice, on the other hand, scares the BeJeebus out of me. Power lines going down is not a nice thing at any time, but it’s a life threatening thing in winter.

It’s not like we haven’t done this sort of thing before — the pic is from January 14th of this year, which was a minor sort of ice-storm. Let’s hope the one that’s on the way is minor, as well.

Sunday

Purloined from Phlegmmy:

I’m not really a Guinness kinda-guy, indulging once in a Blue Moon and only in winter…but. Is this a great ad, or what?

Extra added benefit: Now I know where that pounding in my head comes from on the morning after the night before… Maybe Guinness should rethink their “secret ingredient?” And stop sharing it with the other breweries and distilleries, too.

Yesterday’s “Fun With SiteMeter” moment:

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Someone, somewhere, must have linked this particular EIP entry coz I’ve been getting a hit or three a day for the past few on this pic. Some folks are easily amused, I guess. Including, of course, YrHmblScrb, who’s still wondering why we don’t have neighbors like the one in the pic.

So…I’ve been paying very close attention to the WX as the time for my drive north approaches. And I’m NOT liking what I’m seeing. Last night I noticed virtually the entire states of Oklahoma and most of Kansas were covered with freezing rain and ice storms. It’s a lil bit better today, but not much. The weather will stop me dead in my tracks if it continues in the manner of the last few days.

As I’ve noted elsewhere on the blog, the Green Hornet wears summer-only performance tires, and those tires are nearing the end of their life. So: ice, freezing rain, and snow just don’t work for the Green Hornet and, more importantly, me in it. Not at all. I’ve given some thought to renting a car for the trip, which would be slightly cheaper and much more expedient than re-shoeing TGH.

We’ll see what we see, eh?

Sabtu, 08 Desember 2007

Trivial...Yet Mundane!

Further, further on the Iran NIE… Chap has been doing some serious thinking and linking on the subject. I’ve read a lot about the NIE over the last few, and Chap’s post is a real tour de force. If you’re at all interested in this subject you really should go read…

That’s it for the serious stuff… on to the trivial and mundane, as is our practice here at EIP. Yesterday was nearly a total loss, and it’s mostly because I’m going through another one of those periodic episodes where my circadian rhythms resemble those of an owl or some other nocturnal creature, rather than a garden-variety human bean. About which, bedtime was shortly after 0500 yesterday morning, and I didn’t stir again until 1130 that same morning. I did somewhat better last evening…err…this morning, hitting the hay at 0400 hrs and arising at 1100.

I have NO idea why this happens, it just does. A minor problem in the general scheme of things, since I have nowhere to be (in particular) and no one to answer to. Still and even: I hate it when this happens.

Mundane, Part Deux… The Christmas shopping is done, and took all of about 30 minutes as is always the case. I’ll confess that Xmas shopping is fairly easy for me since the usual, customary, and reasonable gift(s) happen to be gift certificates from Amazon. On the one hand, this shows a decided lack of creativity on my part…and some would infer a general lack of interest in the gift-giving process, as well. But, OTOH, and in my defense, I don’t think anyone has ever returned one of my gifts. I’m not passing out useless sh|t like silver-plated business card holders or tea pot cozies, ya know. If you can’t find something that tickles your fancy at Amazon then you are an amazing person, indeed, Gentle Reader. I even bought my present…that scanner I was on about a week or two ago… at Amazon. I think they're gonna own retail when this inter-tube thing catches on.

The fall-out from completing my Christmas shopping was CitiBank put a “hold” on my credit card. “Suspicious activity,” ya know. I’ll admit that putting just under a thousand dollars on my credit card in the space of 30 minutes is highly unusual (for me), unless it’s December. And it’s been a regular occurrence for the past…oh…nine consecutive years. Citi called early yesterday morning and I didn’t hear the phone ring. (I may not be sleeping normally, but I’m sleeping well.) So, I awake to a cryptic message saying, essentially, “phone this number immediately about your credit card ending in XXXX.” Part of the message was garbled, which further added an aura of the unknown about it. I called the number given in the voice mail, which was not the same as the number printed on the back of my credit card. The woman who answered the phone immediately asks me for my credit card number. I replied by asking her who she was associated with, as in “what organization,” further adding I’m not in the habit of giving out my card number to just anyone who asks. She refused to answer, asking for my SSAN, instead. At which point I firmly but politely told her I was terminating the call and would call the customer service number on the back of my card. “Fine,” sez she.

I made the call, verified the transactions to CitiBank’s satisfaction, and the hold was lifted, according to the customer service rep. So it all worked out… I think. The Second Mrs. Pennington tells me via e-mail that SN3’s gift certificate still hasn’t arrived in her in-box; Amazon sez it’s been sent.

I suppose it’s A Good Thing that CitiBank is monitoring and tracking suspicious activity. But the best of intentions sometime go awry.

We’re experiencing a lil bit of that “calm before the storm” phenomenon here on The High Plains of New Mexico, as far as weather is concerned. Yesterday was semi-gorgeous, what with an un-December-like high of nearly 75 degrees. I say “semi,” because the ever-present wind was up, which made sitting outside in the pale afternoon sun with a hefeweizen and a cigar not as pleasant as it could have been. Add in the fact there is precious little warmth in the late-afternoon sun on these December days and one feels a noticeable chill in the air, even when the thermometer says it’s 73 degrees out. So… sitting in full-sun at 1500 hours in just a tee shirt was moderately chilly. Sunset is fast approaching by the time 1600 hours rolls around and it really begins to cool off at that hour…quickly. Thankfully the consumables had been consumed by that time, and I retreated indoors. And the consumables were GOOD, too! Those Montecristos would make a fine “everyday” smoke if they weren’t so danged pricey…it would be cheaper, but much less pleasant, to simply pull a ten dollar bill out of my pocket and burn it. So, the Montecristos will remain a special treat. My usual smoke… Partagas’ Spanish Rosados… are nearly as good and a lot cheaper.

Today’s Pic: SN3’s “official” fifth grade pic, which hit my in-box this past week. He looks SO much like The Second Mrs. Pennington it’s scary…right down to that twisted lil grin of his. That’s directly from Mom, it is. And it’s not a bad thing. TSMP and I have an on-going argument about whose eyes he has. I think they’re mine. But, as usual... everything I know is wrong.

As always, click for larger.

Update, 12-09-2007: Lou, in the comments to this post, said she went looking for a pic to compare eyes with. I, in turn, said I'd put up a couple of comparative pics so's we can determine whose eyes are whose.

So... in the immortal words of Fox News Channel... "We report; you decide." Both the pic of TSMP (cropped) and the one of me (also cropped) were taken in May of this year.

Jumat, 07 Desember 2007

Pearl Harbor Day


From last year's post...which I cannot improve upon, today:
It’s said — quite often and by many, many people — that 9/11/2001 “changed everything.” And it is indeed true for the current generations of Americans. But I’ll submit that 12/07/1941 “changed everything” to a degree it is impossible for us who were not alive and going about our business on that Sunday in December, 1941 to realize. Those of us whose parents were members of The Greatest Generation understand my point. A smaller subset, those of us whose parents fought in World War II, understand the point a little bit better, perhaps. We have the benefit of hearing the first-person narratives of that day in December 1941, and stories from the long, long days that followed…from the dark and despair of the war’s first year to the signing of the Japanese surrender on the decks of the USS Missouri in Tokyo Bay not quite four years later. And a lot in between.

They are leaving us. The Pearl Harbor Survivors Association is holding their last meeting today.

PEARL HARBOR, Hawaii - With their number quickly dwindling, survivors of Pearl Harbor will gather Thursday one last time to honor those killed by the Japanese 65 years ago, and to mark a day that lives in infamy.

This will be their last visit to this watery grave to share stories, exchange smiles, find peace and salute their fallen friends. This, they say, will be their final farewell.

"This will be one to remember," said Mal Middlesworth, president of the Pearl Harbor Survivors Association. "It's going to be something that we'll cherish forever."

The survivors have met here every five years for four decades, but they're now in their 80s or 90s and are not counting on a 70th reunion. They have made every effort to report for one final roll call.

Their last meeting. I know All Things Must Pass, but it saddens me so. We owe them so much, and our thank-yous seem inadequate compared to the sacrifices they made.

But: We shall continue, we shall honor their sacrifices, we will remember, and we shall rededicate ourselves to the task that faces this generation…the one that began on 9/11/2001. The Greatest Generation expects it from us.

The image above was taken from The Pearl Harbor Survivors Association web site.

Kamis, 06 Desember 2007

Happiness Is...


…a re-supply of cigars (brought by "The Brown Truck of Happiness," as Phlegmmy calls it) and a new humongous ashtray, which was a freebie that came with ten Montecristo cigars (five white Toros and five Media Noches). I strongly suspect cigar.com was just trying to rid themselves of excess inventory, as the ashtray commemorates Montecristo’s 70th anniversary... which happened back in 2005. This ashtray is huge! So much so that I have no idea where I’m gonna put the danged thing. For the moment it’s resting exactly where you see it in the picture: on my stove top. That will change, come dinner time.
I tried to sit outside and smoke the Monte you see in the picture while indulging in a Shiner hefeweizen. Alas, it was just a mite too chilly to stay the course… so I came back inside and snapped this pic. The cigar will wait, the beer will be finished.
Today’s “Fun With Site Meter” entry…
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Hmm. I suppose YouTube could be spelled U-Tuib if English is your second language. I just wonder if the searcher found what he was looking for. Pre-vacation planning, one assumes. Or perhaps “best places to train for jihad, with benefits.” “Benefits” meaning goats, one further assumes.

150 Things

Via Blog-Buddy Kris A lengthy list of stuff; I've done the bits in bold. Feel free to reciprocate, but…no pressure, eh?

01. Bought everyone in the bar a drink
02. Swam with wild dolphins
03. Climbed a mountain
04. Taken a Ferrari for a test drive
05. Been inside the Great Pyramid
06. Held a tarantula
07. Taken a candlelit bath with someone
08. Said “I love you” and meant it
09. Hugged a tree (but not intentionally)
10. Bungee jumped
11. Visited Paris (lived there for three years, actually)
12. Watched a lightning storm.

13. Stayed up all night long and saw the sun rise (just last week)
14. Seen the Northern Lights
15. Gone to a huge sports game
16. Walked the stairs to the top of the leaning Tower of Pisa (I got half-way up. Close enough.)
17. Grown and eaten your own vegetables

18. Touched an iceberg
19. Slept under the stars
20. Changed a baby’s diaper
21. Taken a trip in a hot air balloon
22. Watched a meteor shower
23. Gotten drunk on champagne
24. Given more than you can afford to charity
25. Looked up at the night sky through a telescope
26. Had an uncontrollable giggling fit at the worst possible moment
27. Had a food fight

28. Bet on a winning horse
29. Asked out a stranger
30. Had a snowball fight
31. Screamed as loudly as you possibly can
32. Held a lamb
33. Seen a total eclipse
34. Ridden a roller coaster
35. Hit a home run
36. Danced like a fool and didn’t care who was looking
37. Adopted an accent for an entire day (Bullwinkle, to amuse the graddaughters)
38. Actually felt happy about your life, even for just a moment
39. Had two hard drives for your computer
40. Visited all 50 states
41. Taken care of someone who was drunk
42. Had amazing friends
43. Danced with a stranger in a foreign country
44. Watched whales
45. Stolen a sign
46. Backpacked in Europe
47. Taken a road-trip
48. Gone rock climbing
49. Midnight walk on the beach
50. Gone sky diving
51. Visited Ireland
52. Been heartbroken longer than you were actually in love (I’m working on this one, 14 years to go)
53. In a restaurant, sat at a stranger’s table and had a meal with them
54. Visited
Japan (lived there for five years)
55. Milked a cow
56. Alphabetized your CDs
57. Pretended to be a superhero
58. Sung karaoke (some good war stories here, LOL!)
59. Lounged around in bed all day

60. Played touch football
61. Gone scuba diving
62. Kissed in the rain
63. Played in the mud
64. Played in the rain
65. Gone to a drive-in theater
66. Visited the Great Wall of China
67. Started a business

68. Fallen in love and not had your heart broken
69. Toured ancient sites
70. Taken a martial arts class
71. Played D&D for more than 6 hours straight
72. Gotten married
73. Been in a movie (assuming a corporate training video counts. No, if not.)
74. Crashed a party

75. Gotten divorced
76. Gone without food for 5 days
77. Made cookies from scratch
78. Won first prize in a costume contest
79. Ridden a gondola in Venice
80. Gotten a tattoo (numerous close calls, but no American Flags or Mom.)
81. Rafted the Snake River
82. Been on television news programs as an “expert”
83. Gotten flowers for no reason
84. Performed on stage
85. Been to Las Vegas
86. Recorded music

87. Eaten shark
88. Kissed on the first date
89. Gone to Thailand
90. Bought a house (five of ‘em)
91. Been in a combat zone (does “near” count?)
92. Buried one/both of your parents
93. Been on a cruise ship (a qualified yes on this…a passenger liner in/on the
Black Sea)
94. Spoken more than one language fluently (French. It’s gone now.)
95. Performed in Rocky Horror
96. Raised children
97. Followed your favorite band/singer on tour
98. Passed out cold
99. Taken an exotic bicycle tour in a foreign country (motorcycle tour. Different, yet same?)
100. Picked up and moved to another city to just start over
101. Walked the Golden Gate Bridge
102. Sang loudly in the car, and didn’t stop when you knew someone was looking
103. Had plastic surgery
104. Survived an accident that you shouldn’t have survived
105. Wrote articles for a large publication (depends on the definition of “large.” I have been published.)
106. Lost over 100 pounds
107. Held someone while they were having a flashback
108. Piloted an airplane (not legally, as in “licensed,” but I was in control)
109. Touched a stingray

110. Broken someone’s heart
111. Helped an animal give birth
112. Won money on a T.V. game show
113. Broken a bone
114. Gone on an African photo safari
115. Had a facial part pierced other than your ears
116. Fired a rifle, shotgun, or pistol
117. Eaten mushrooms that were gathered in the wild

118. Ridden a horse
119. Had major surgery

120. Had a snake as a pet
121. Hiked to the bottom of the Grand Canyon
122. Slept for more than 30 hours over the course of 48 hours
123. Visited more foreign countries than
U.S. states (I suspect I have but am too lazy to count)
124. Visited all 7 continents
125. Taken a canoe trip that lasted more than 2 days
126. Eaten kangaroo meat
127. Eaten sushi
128. Had your picture in the newspaper

129. Changed someone’s mind about something you care deeply about
130. Gone back to school
131. Parasailed
132. Touched a cockroach
133. Eaten fried green tomatoes
134. Read The Iliad - and the Odyssey

135. Selected one “important” author who you missed in school, and read
136. Killed and prepared an animal for eating (do fish count?)
137. Skipped all your school reunions
138. Communicated with someone without sharing a common spoken language
139. Been elected to public office
140. Written your own computer language
141. Thought to yourself that you’re living your dream
142. Had to put someone you love into hospice care
143. Built your own PC from parts
144. Sold your own artwork to someone who didn’t know you
145. Had a booth at a street fair
146. Dyed your hair
147. Been a DJ
148. Shaved your head
149. Caused a car accident
150. Saved someone’s life (not literally. Figuratively, yes.)

Well. I’m almost certain I’ve posted this list in the past, but danged if I can find it.

Doin' A Lil Catching Up

Further on that NIE… John Negroponte, the former Director of National Intelligence, was on The News Hour last evening. The first and major topic he and Jim Lehrer discussed was the Iran NIE. An excerpt:

JIM LEHRER: What is your reading of why it took four years to determine, the U.S. intelligence to determine that the uranium program had been halted?

JOHN NEGROPONTE: My reading is that it's new information. There certainly wasn't anything at the time that we issued that assessment in the spring of 2005 that would suggest that they had halted their work on a -- the design or the construction of a nuclear weapon, nor did I see anything during my close to two years' tenure there that would have altered that judgment.

In fact, I left my position as director of national intelligence convinced that Iraq -- that Iran, excuse me, was determined to acquire a nuclear weapon.

JIM LEHRER: How does that work? How could suddenly, two years later, people look at something and see something entirely different?

JOHN NEGROPONTE: Well, it isn't only a question of looking. It's a question -- and this would have to get you into sources and methods -- but it would be new information acquired from a variety of sources that was heretofore unavailable.

This is not unusual in the world of intelligence. You acquire insights into situations well after the fact based on some new information, some new source, some new stream of information that comes to your attention that had not been previously available. So I don't find this particularly surprising.

[…]

JIM LEHRER: Would you be sympathetic to those who are skeptical about this whole thing? "Wait a minute. U.S. intelligence had Iraq wrong on weapons of mass destruction. In 2005, U.S. intelligence had Iran wrong on nuclear weapons. Now there's a new one in 2007." About whether to believe, not believe, how do you test these things, just an ordinary person?

JOHN NEGROPONTE: I think that, first of all, I think that our intelligence community is second to none in this world. I have the highest regard for the men and women of our intelligence community, for the collectors, for the analysts. I think they do absolutely superlative work. That would be my first point.

Secondly, I think I would make the point that intelligence is only one aspect of formulating a policy. It's an element, a tool, if you will, in formulating our policy. And it is not the policy itself.

So I think this is new information. We have to factor it into our calculations, and we have to carry it forward. But I don't think it alters the fact that Iran had previously concealed its enrichment activities, only made them public once they had been revealed by sources inside of Iran who are opposed to the regime.

And there is a lot to be explained, in terms of what Iran was doing in the nuclear area. And it is not enough simply to have this one bit of information that they suspended work on a weapons design back in 2003. There are many, many other elements of this activity that need to be explained.

Negroponte’s explanation for the latest NIE conclusions sounds plausible. New information, new sources, and more resources (read that: intelligence analysts, operatives, and other personnel) could conceivably result in new findings. John Bolton disagrees, vehemently:

First, the headline finding -- that Iran halted its nuclear weapons program in 2003 -- is written in a way that guarantees the totality of the conclusions will be misread. In fact, there is little substantive difference between the conclusions of the 2005 NIE on Iran's nuclear capabilities and the 2007 NIE. Moreover, the distinction between "military" and "civilian" programs is highly artificial, since the enrichment of uranium, which all agree Iran is continuing, is critical to civilian and military uses. Indeed, it has always been Iran's "civilian" program that posed the main risk of a nuclear "breakout."

The real differences between the NIEs are not in the hard data but in the psychological assessment of the mullahs' motives and objectives. The current NIE freely admits to having only moderate confidence that the suspension continues and says that there are significant gaps in our intelligence and that our analysts dissent from their initial judgment on suspension. This alone should give us considerable pause.

Second, the NIE is internally contradictory and insufficiently supported. It implies that Iran is susceptible to diplomatic persuasion and pressure, yet the only event in 2003 that might have affected Iran was our invasion of Iraq and the overthrow of Saddam Hussein, not exactly a diplomatic pas de deux. As undersecretary of state for arms control in 2003, I know we were nowhere near exerting any significant diplomatic pressure on Iran. Nowhere does the NIE explain its logic on this critical point.

Captain Ed notes that The Veep is more sanguine and accepting of the NIE than Bolton, and makes the argument that Mr. Cheney is still in the loop, whereas Mr. Bolton is not. Still and even, other voices…some predictable, some not… agree with Mr. Bolton.

Meanwhile, the centrifuges keep spinning in Natanz and spin of a different sort continues in Tehran’s halls of power.

This is progress?

I did a lil experiment yesterday. Shortly after putting up yesterday’s post (which took considerable research, believe it or don’t, even if it was only hockey) I switched off the computer and left it off…all day. The object of said experiment being to see if I could live without the ‘net, however briefly. Well, the short answer is “yes, I can live without it.” The long answer is somewhat more involved because it deals with issues such as withdrawal and associated mental anguish, addiction/habituation, and the nature of a solitary life-in-retirement (by choice, mind you, Gentle Reader)…so let’s not go there. Boring.

More to the point: yeah, it can be done, but why do it at all? Assuming, of course, that all of the other things in life don’t suffer. Does El Casa Móvil still get cleaned? Is the larder stocked? Is dinner on the table at the appointed time (whenever that may be)? Are clean clothes available? The answers to all these questions is “yes.” So…while no old men were harmed in the course of this experiment, the experiment itself was kinda dumb. And while I did get a lil bit caught up on my dead-tree reading I’m not sure being “off the ‘net” was worth all the mental anguish involved.

And Boy-Howdy do I ever have a lot of catching up to do!

Today’s Pic… is a re-run from about this time last year. No particular reason, I just like the pic. Those Czechs sure do good advertising!

Taken in Prague during The Great European Divorce Tour, June 1999.

Rabu, 05 Desember 2007

Hockey Night In Portales (And Irmo, SC)

Your Occasional Hockey Update… SN1 and I watched the Red Wings game together but separate last evening, as is our custom when Versus broadcasts the Wings nationally. And befitting a team in sole possession of first place in the NHL…by a wide margin… the Wings systematically dismantled the Canadiens (4-1), to the great displeasure of Montreal fans. And, as usual, I have a bone to pick with Versus. Last night was a special night in Montreal— a “Tribute to the Original Six.” Pre-game ceremonies (about which: here), which were NOT broadcast, included appearances by some of hockey’s greatest legends:
Hockey legend Gordie Howe was accompanied by Ted Lindsay, Alex Delvecchio, Marcel Pronovost and Marcel Dionne as the Canadiens honored their long-standing rivalry with Detroit in a pregame ceremony.
Jean Beliveau, Dickie Moore, Jean-Guy Talbot, Stephane Richer and Claude Lemieux represented Montreal, which celebrates its centennial in 2009.
Current Red Wings defenseman Chris Chelios, who began his career with Montreal in 1983-84, also took part in the ceremony along with Carbonneau.
The 45-year-old Chelios was given a standing ovation by the sold-out crowd of 21,273 when he was announced as the third star following the game.
And about that third star: During the post-game announcement of the evening’s “three stars,” the usual practice is to name at least one player on the home team as a star. But not last night. All three stars went to Detroit… an indication of just how poorly Montreal played last evening. And those Habs fans? Dang, what a tough crowd. I’ve never heard so many boos, catcalls, and the like in my life. Fans of Les Habitants have HIGH expectations… Montreal has won 24 Stanley Cups, the most of any NHL team, and the third greatest number of championships in all of North American sports. Only the Celtics and Yankees have better championship records, and not by much.
A short entry in the continuing series…“Fun With SiteMeter,” “We Can’t Spell” subcategory:
Location
Continent -- North America
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State
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City
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Distance -- 412 miles
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Heh. Two page views, too.

Selasa, 04 Desember 2007

SO Much to Read Today!

But not here at EIP, Gentle Reader. Nope, I'm talking about the Big Story of today, and yesterday... this “new” National Intelligence Estimate (NIE) concerning Iran and its nukes. I’ve seldom seen as many links on a subject, any subject, as memeorandum had on this one yesterday…and today, too. There are SO many people commenting on this latest NIE and they’re smarter than me, for the most part. As for me…I’m totally perplexed. To begin with, we’re only seeing a very small part of the overall document, the Key Judgments (pdf alert). God Only Knows (well, Him and the intelligence community) what the rest of the document says, and more importantly, what information/intelligence was used to prepare the findings…and the sources of this information.
Then there’s the not-inconsequential matter of timing. Everyone acknowledges this document has been around for the better part of a year. Why release it now? Do domestic politics play a part? Are we courting the Iranians in some way? Is this the administration’s way of defusing all the “imminent war” talk vis-à-vis Iran? What the HELL is going on here?
As I said…I’m confused. I’ve read a lot on this subject over the past 24 hours or so and I still don’t know what’s going on.
Oh Hell, let’s do something FUN! Right Wing News has put up its “The 2nd Annual Worst Quotes From The Daily Kos (2007 Edition),” and it’s a doozy. This may or may not be your idea of “fun,” Gentle Reader, but I got a BIG kick out of it. It’s much more entertaining than trying to figure out this NIE stuff. OTOH, the “winner” is just SO damned offensive it’s hard to believe an actual American wrote it. To wit:
1) "But do I still support the individual men and women who have given so much to serve their country? No. I think they’re a bunch of idiots. I also think they’re morally retarded. Because they sign a contract that says they will kill whoever you tell me to kill. And that is morally retarded.
Friends, the most important moral decision a man makes in the course of a day is "Who am I going to kill today?" That’s a decision you should agonize over, dream about, rehearse in your mind for hours, not just leave up to some hare-brained President you didn’t even vote for.
A man’s killing list is a very personal matter. It should be between him and those persistent voices in his head. So to sum up, I don’t like our troops, I don’t like what they’re doing, I don’t like their fat, whining families, and yet, I support them. Thank God I live in a free country. Thank You." -- AWhitneyBrown
I guess I’m just morally retarded. Good to know, that.
My Buddy Ed in Florida sends the following:
I didn't snoop this but it's probably true
July 8, 1947
Many of you will recall that on July 8, 1947, approximately 60 years
ago, witnesses claim that an unidentified flying object (UFO) with five
aliens aboard crashed onto a sheep and cattle ranch just outside Roswell,
New Mexico
. This is a well-known incident that many say has long
been covered up by the U.S. Air Force and other Federal Agencies and
organizations. However, what you may NOT know is that in the month of
March 1948, nine months after that historic day, the following people
were born:
Albert A. Gore, Jr. (March 31, 1948)
Hillary Rodham (October 26, 1947)
John F. Kerry (December 11, 1943)
William J. Clinton (August 19, 1946)
Howard Dean (November 14, 1948 [close enough])
Nancy Pelosi (March 26, 1940)
Dianne Feinstein (June 22, 1933)
Charles E. Schumer (November 23, 1950)
Barbara Boxer (November 11, 1940)
See what happens when aliens breed with sheep?
I certainly hope this bit of information clears up a lot of things for you.
OK…the red guys were born outside the stated envelope, so this shoots this theory all to Hell. I didn’t account for multiple UFO visits, though. Anything is possible, and Ed could still conceivably be right. It would clear up a lot.
/snark
All y’all no doubt know there were two important elections in other parts of the world this past Sunday. Important in the sense the electorates in Venezuela and Russia were being asked to sign away what little bits of democratic government remain in those benighted countries. The Venezuelans rejected Chavez’ bid to rule for life; the Russians apparently think Vlad I makes a fine tsar. And we Americans are left scratching our heads. “What in the Hell are those Russkies thinking?”, we ask. Enter the WSJ:
The phenomenon in which masses of people enthusiastically sign away their democratic rights is not new: It happened in Germany and Austria in the 1930s. But it's one that Americans especially have a hard time coming to grips with. The freedom agenda may no longer be in vogue, but most Americans implicitly endorse George Bush's view that "eventually, the call of freedom comes to every mind and every soul." When it doesn't--when, in fact, it is consciously and deliberately spurned--we rationalize it in ways that go only so far in offering a persuasive account of the dark allure of tyranny.
Culture is one rationalization. The word is invoked by everyone from self-described Burkean conservatives to left-wing cultural relativists to explain the supposed failure of some benighted corners of the world to adopt and sustain democratic norms. In this view, Africa and the Arab world are too tribal; the Muslim world makes no distinction between the divine and the mundane; Latin America cannot find a stable middle ground between populism and paternalism; the Chinese are too used to emperors and mandarins, the Russians too used to czars and bureaucrats. And so on.
But cultural determinism often runs afoul of reality: The example of China is counterexampled by Taiwan; Zimbabwe by Botswana; Jeddah by Dubai; President Chávez by President Àlvaro Uribe in neighboring Colombia. Like baseball statistics, culture has a way of explaining a lot until it suddenly explains nothing.
The editorial goes on to speculate that the real reason people sign their rights away is because they want to…it’s human nature. You may agree or disagree, but it’s an interesting concept and one I have no real difficulty believing. I’d love to say I don’t think it can happen here, because we Americans are too used to having our freedoms. But…times are good. It all changes, including the political environment, when times are bad. There are always people waiting in the wings to “make things better” when the bread lines start forming. With any sort of luck we won’t see that sort of thing happen in this country again.
I have my fingers crossed. Now, about Russia
Cynthia over at Gazing At The Flag put up a post today about a project the VFW has going on… to wit:
Brighten the holidays for wounded heroes at the James A. Haley Veterans Hospital in Tampa, Florida by signing the biggest Christmas Card ever!
And how big IS it, you ask? Well, last year’s card was big enough to hold 20,000 signatures. This year the VFW is going for 25,000. But you have to act fast…the deadline is the 10th of this month. Go here to sign the card…and toss a few bucks in the pot, too, if the spirit moves ya. It’s a small gesture, to be sure, but one that is well and truly appreciated by those who have given so much.